The BullshitCorp conglomerate does its best to stay trending and relevant: they’re unveiling their new BSaaS offer to pursue the digital globalization of service-oriented markets and to orchestrate next-generation architectures and deliverables, all based on a Kubernetes cluster and a bunch of long-bearded DevSecOps hipsters fresh out of school.

But this new system is hard to configure properly. Root their infrastructure and have them go back to their reliable 20th century tech.

Rules of engagement:
– only one of the virtual machines of the cluster is exposed to the internet
– the validation passwords are stored on the master node